Are you a dictator or super villain who recently fired the man in charge of your vehicle fleet, for flirting with your blonde model girlfriend? And now that you have gotten rid of the guy who manages your fleet, how are you suppose can get the latest and greatest vehicles? If you don’t have the latest and greatest vehicles your rivals such as Bane, Vladimir Makarov, Hank Scorpio and Loki will laugh at you at the next villain convention. Too make maters worse, you are now more vulnerable to special ops teams than ever before. Our advisers here at Diesel Army would like to volunteer to help you stay in competitive shape.

We know that as a Super Villain- NATO, the UN and the Avengers are always trying to put a stop to your diabolical efforts. Since traveling has become dangerous we recommend an armored vehicle for protection. The finest choice on the market is the Ford F-550 Swat Special. Originally designed for US Swat Teams to be used in gang wars, the F-550 Swat Special is also used by Switzerland. Perhaps for the right amount of gold or oil the Swiss may be interested in selling a few of theirs.

Why should you chose the F-550? Well sir, it’s armor is strong enough to withstand 7.62 rounds (those fired from AK-47 and the Dragunov sniper) which means the wimpy NATO 5.56 rounds will be no problem. If you need to escape in a hurry the 6.7L Power Stroke Turbo V8 Diesel produces 660 ft lbs of pulling power and 300 horses are perfect for escaping trouble. We understand being a villain isn’t easy and we would like to make it a little easier. For only $300,000 this diesel beast can be yours. This may seem like a large fee, but after robbing a large bank or selling a shipment of coke you should have more than enough dough for it.